quarta-feira, 26 de março de 2008

Chato não é aquele que...

... Sempre te liga nas horas mais impróprias?

... Se lamenta o tempo todo (e de tudo)?

... Não te conhece e já chega tocando em você? (Vai falando e pegando na sua roupa, no seu cabelo, no seu rosto).

... Fica vigiando carros na saída dos bares (e você nem estacionou, ele já está lhe dizendo quanto custa)?

... Não sabe ouvir um “dá um tempo!” ou “não estou afim” e fica te ligando?

... Acabou de te conhecer e já se considera seu melhor amigo (colocando apelidos)?

... Já olha pra você fazendo cara de tédio?

... Fica te ligando para vender cursos de inglês?

... Adora fazer piadinhas quando você apresenta seu namorado (ou namorada) para a galera? (Aquelas do tipo... “Ué, não era a ruiva ontem?” ou “Qual o carrão dele?”)

... Só sabe falar do mesmo assunto toda vez que se encontram?

... Procura motivos para te irritar (ou pegar no seu pé) só por não ir com a sua cara?

... Deixa beeeemmm claro que é folgado?

... Não entende suas brincadeiras com os amigos (e fica tentando se meter)?

... É amigo do namorado (ou da namorada) e fica ligando para sair quando vocês estão juntos?

... Acabou de chegar ao lugar e fica reclamando da mesa, do vento, da bebida?

... Se acha a última Coca-Cola Zero do verão?

... Te cobra? (Pode ser dinheiro, amor, atenção...)

... Só conta tragédia?

... Não sabe a hora de parar?

... Te deixa deprimido só de olhar pra ele?

... Fica dando palpites na sua vida (quando você não quer ouvir)?

... Se acha o dono da razão?

... Não sabe aproveitar a vida?

... Só de olhar para a cara dele (ou ouvir o nome) você já fica com preguiça?

63 comentários:

Antonio Ximenes disse...

Pessoas.

Chato é aquele que você encontra e diz:

- Aparece lá em casa qualquer dia desses !!!

e ele aparece.

Chato é aquele teu colega de trabalho que mensalmente vem te cobrar a cota dos "aniversariantes do mês".

Chato é aquele que te pede para explicar a piada.

Dose pra Leão !!!

Abração

Felipe disse...

Chato é o cara que só sabe falar de trabalho.

Chato é o cara que sempre se acha o profeta do apocalipse, tipo fica dizendo: "eu sabia que não ia dar certo. Por que insistiu?"

Chato é o cara que não te conhece direito e fica te dando espezinhadas sem motivo.

Chato é o cara que usa blogs, msns e emails para ficar corajoso e falar um monte de coisa que não falaria na tua cara ou, ainda, que não teria intimidade para falar.

Chato é o cara que repete a mesma piada jocosa em relação a um colega de trabalho mil vezes, seja no ambiente de trabalho, seja na mesa de bar.

Chato é o cara que não te conhece e força a barra.

Beijocas!!!

Antonio Ximenes disse...

Chato é o cara que se comunica por indiretas... sem ter talento necessário para isso.

Chato é o cara que te conheceu na juventude e te trata hoje como se você fosse o mesmo cara de antigamente.

O tempo não pára.

Chato é ficar comentando no blogue alheio... dando exemplos de Caras Chatos... chega de exemplos!!! rs.

Ô coisa chata !!!

Abração de novo.

Dante Accioly disse...

Chato é um inseto anopluro, pediculídeo (Phthirius pubis), cosmopolita, que vive normalmente na região pubiana e eventualmente nas sobrancelhas, axilas e outras partes do corpo. Comprimento: até 1,5mm. Ovos postos sob forma de lêndeas, na base dos pêlos pubianos. Vive cerca de três semanas, incuba os ovos durante sete dias e as ninfas com 15 dias estão aptas para reprodução.

Anônimo disse...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Valeu pela explicacao estilo Animal Planet, Dante!!!!

Bjs

Felipe disse...

Eu acho que os caras que eu conheci na juventude e me tratam da mesma forma são os mais legais, sinal de que o tempo não detona as amizades!!!

Beijos às moças! abs aos rapazes.

Dante Accioly disse...

Beijo, Nina!

Agora falando sério: tenho um amigo que é tão chato, mas tão chato que às vezes gosto de sair com ele só para tomar umas cervas e me divertir com tanta chatura. É massa! Rio pra caramba! Sabe que aos poucos fui descobrindo que os chatos não passam de pessoas carentes. São realmente maçantes e muitas vezes insuportáveis. Mas essencialmente carentes. Tadinhos.

Dante Accioly disse...

Só para deixar claro: esse chato NÃO é o Mr. Campbell! :)

Anônimo disse...

UHAUAHAUHAUHAUAHUAHAUHAUAHAUHA

(nina passa mal de rir)

eu ja ia perguntar, dante!!!

o campbell nao e chato nao, ele e um insu mesmo! aff!

beijos p/ os dois

Antonio Ximenes disse...

Campbell.

Eu sinto em você uma necessidade por atenção.

Faz isso não amigão !!!

Jesus te ama !!! rs

Anônimo disse...

Q isso, pessoas!!!

Chamar o Campbell e o Zethi de insus é apenas uma brincadeira entre amigos. Eles sabem disso! ;)

Peloamordedeus!!!!

bjs

Felipe disse...

Paz e amor, Ximenes. E menos mágoa no coração!!!

Absss!!!

Felipe disse...

Ah, sim, tecnicamente eu não posso ser o tal amigo chato do Dante, porque mesmo que eu combinasse uma cerveja com ele, tenho certeza que ele faltaria!!!

heheheheheheh!!!!

Dante Accioly disse...

Ahahahahah!!!! O pior é que é verdade, Mr. Campbell!!!!! Mas amanhã eu NÃO VOU lá, hein!!!!! Abração, cara!!!!!

VascoIJ0neZ! disse...

Chato é o Teófilo;
Chato é o Japa-boy;
Chato é o Santlima;
Chato é o Bizungo;
Chatos são os Flamenguistas;
Chato é o Faustão;
....o Arnaldo..
e o Galvão;
Chato é o Big Brother;
Chatos são os Vascaínos;
Chatos são os amigos que no msn me chamam a atenção;
Chato é o Netvirtua;
Chatos são os Atleticanos;
Chata é minha chefe;
e
todas as irmãs também..
Chato dá no saco;
chato sabe de tudo;
Chato é "do contra";
Chatas são as velhas da seção;
Chatos são os tricolores,São Paulinos e os do timão;
Chato é o kajuru;
Chata é Nina - quando está jururu;
Cha\to sou eu.
chato és tu!

Anônimo disse...

chato é tu, vasco! vascaino e insu!!!

sao paulinos nao sao chatos!!! humpf!

agora...o bruuuuuuuuuno é chato! misericordia!!!


bj

Anônimo disse...

huaihuaihuai!
Ainda bem q euzinha escapei hein Vasconcelos!
Chatos sao os chefes que marcam reuniao no sabado pela manha! aff
Chatos sao aqueles q reclamam de tudo
Chatos sao aqueles q se acham os donos da verdade. E o pior de todos....
Os mais chatos sao os q nunca
aprenderam a ouvir!

bjinhos

Anônimo disse...

Não podemos esquecer daquele cara que fica te dando tapas enquanto fala.
Aquele outro que fica comentando o filme.
Aquele que te vê tomando um copo d'água e diz: "hããã~... tomando uma agüinha hein?
Chato é corinthiano que mesmo enquanto o timeco está se lascando todo fica elogiando aquele lixo.

Sem contar os vascaínos que não sabem se amam ou odeiam o Romário. E pior, ficam falando mau dos nobres Sãopaulinos! kkk

Anônimo disse...

o vasco é chato!

uahuahauahuahauhauahauh

bjos

Carol Rocha disse...

Às vezes eu sou chata, confesso. rs

VascoIJ0neZ! disse...

Qualé Fernandão!
Bem-vindo ao blog Mr. Ninão!
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